When I meet Niall Horan

• Me: Hi
• Niall: Hi
• Me: Can you sign this
• Niall: Sure
• Me: Can you sing to me
• Niall: Sure
• Me: Can we take a picture
• Niall: Sure
• Me: Can we make babies
• Niall: Sure
• Niall: Wait what?
• Me: Too late, you said sure